Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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