garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
