I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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