Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
