I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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