at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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