How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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