whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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