hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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