ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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