Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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