I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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