So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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