I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
