It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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