Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sorry my hands just texted you
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize