she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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