oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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