in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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