I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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