You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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