i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
