Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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