How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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