Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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