I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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