Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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