Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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