He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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