she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Never joke about your clitoris.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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