im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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