Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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