I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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