Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
high people should be assigned attendants
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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