Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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