You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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