He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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