Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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