he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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