Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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