fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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