i jhust puked up my retainher.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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