i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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