Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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