As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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