Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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