You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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