So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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