just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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