No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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