Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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