"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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