He kissed a someone with a penis
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
tell me about the fingering
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