I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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